so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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