Im at strip club and am horny
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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