Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Randomize
