So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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