careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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