There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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