He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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