So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My nipple is on Facebook.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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