do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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