Porn is love you can see.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
there is puke in my bra ... again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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