Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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