my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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