just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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