He kissed a someone with a penis
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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