ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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