i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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