I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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