Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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