Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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