Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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