I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
