the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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