As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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