I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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