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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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