these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
please come you make the beer taste better
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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