sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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