You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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