If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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