How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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