i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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