dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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