That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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