She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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