We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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