Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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