Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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