A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The ass gains better be worth it
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