just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize
