We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
