I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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