Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i used baking grease as lip gloss
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I touched a dick in church today
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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