It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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