i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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