? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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