Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize