Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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