Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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