thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Randomize
