Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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