You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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