We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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