There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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