I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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