this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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