I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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