Don't you send me to vm
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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