no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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